OK, awhile ago I came to the conclusion that every holiday has its scrooge, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Independence day, Thanksgiving, all of them. Well guess I'm the lucky scrooge for valentines day. I don't even before the reason I really hate it happened, I never really liked the holiday. I find it to be an over commercialized holiday made up by chocolate companies and card companies to make money and made to sound nice by naming it after a saint, really? OK so I have my reasons for not liking it. Several years ago I ended an engagement the week before valentines day and that just never really set well and didn't help much with a holiday I already disliked.
Lets look at it shall we, valentines day is suppose to be about love, OK so what exactly does stuffed bears, milk chocolate, jewelry and flowers have to do with love? Seriously who made it mandatory that to be in love you must celebrate and spoil your partner with all this material crap to be in love really whose idea was it, I'd like to have a few words with him. OK so I'm not as innocent as I sound I do get the person I'm dating gifts, my last girlfriend received an abundant amount of flowers, but I never did a thing on valentines day. Why should the male population be forced to get a girl something on valentines day just to prove he loves her? Seriously cupids an ass, if you get her something she'll be like "I told you I didn't want anything", but if you don't get her anything she'll be like "you didn't get me anything for valentines day? Don't you love me anymore?" It's a lose lose situation, one that no man will win.
Along time ago I heard about a guy who broke up with his girlfriends during valentines day, just so he wouldn't have to buy them anything. Now while I like the idea, that's a little low even for me. Now lets talk about those single fellas and gals who have to sit and watch all these people be lovey fucking dovey while they sit alone and have no one, this could be cause their picky, separated, divorced, their loved one passed, etc... either way it sucks for them to cause they have to bask in all the chocolate flowers and cheesy stuffed bears, its enough to make someone puke. So seriously whats the point? Among the other things in the world I dislike, which really isn't allot I'm a pretty easy going guy, I believe that valentines day is on the top if not number 1 then defintly top 5. So I end with a question "I'M NOT YOURS AND YOUR NOT MINE, WON'T YOU BE MY ANTI VALENTINE?"
